Jack kept requesting this video that he called “Stinky Nose”. And we could not figure out for the life of us what “Stinky Nose” was. We were typing it full out into the YouTube search and everything and couldn’t find it. Then finally we discovered that it was a video where they put “sticky notes” all over someone’s house and apparently Jack thinks they’re called “stinky nose”.
Right after installing our Google assistant:
CASEY: Hey Google, can I have a cookie?
ME: Tomorrow you’re going to be three!
CASEY: No, I’m not going to be three. I’m going to be fourteen.
JACK: Then you would be a grown-up
ME: How old are you?
ME: That’s right! *goes to give a high five*
CASEY: No, this many. *puts two of my fingers down*
JACK: (out of nowhere) We don’t flush cats down the toilet right?
ME: … what?
JACK: Because then people would be sad their pet was gone.
GRANDMA: It’s available for pick up
CASEY: No not “pick up”, it’s called a “hiccup”, grandma.
*Opens a dumdum sucker.*
JACK: Ooh that looks like Saturn!
Found out this month that both of my kids think a mummy is called a “mommy”.
DAN: (teasing) Are you a bus?
CASEY: No, I’m a Casey
DAN: *grabs his foot* Is this your tire?
*a full minute later*
CASEY: (to himself) I’m a bus.
JACK: I like you
ME: I like you too!
JACK: Yeah we both like us!