I feel bad about laughing at this one. Because in the moment he really felt this strongly about it. But one time I couldn’t play with Jack because I was feeding Andie and he started bawling and yelled this.
JACK: I am SO alone. I’m even more alone than Home Alone!
CASEY: Whenever I take a bath, my hands get all prinkly.
JACK: What planet do we live on?
ME: Earth, dude.
JACK: Oh. … I wonder which planet we’ll live on next.
ME: Can you count from one to ten?
CASEY: Of course, that’s easy. One. Two. Ten.
On an airplane.
JACK: What are they talking about?
ME: Oh, well, the stewardess just talks about what to do in case there’s an emergency.
JACK: Oh, okay, I get it. *looks around* So where is the parachute.
ME: …
JACK: Just in case.
ME: *laying with Casey to help him fall asleep* Okay, no more talking. Bed time.
CASEY: Okay, Mom.
ME: …
CASEY …
ME: …
CASEY: *whispers* Mom? Do sharks cry?
Dan and Jack sharing a bowl of chips.
JACK: Hey! You ate it all gone!
DAN: You ate half of it!
JACK: Well… teamwork makes the dreamwork.
Jack blows his nose.
CASEY: I need a tissue too. *gets one from the box and blows his nose*
JACK: Casey, you can use my tissue.
CASEY: I already have one!
JACK: Oh okay… Hey, I know! Let’s trade!
CASEY: Okay!
JACK: Hey Dad? What is it that you do when you’re at work?
DAN: Oh. Well, I make sure people get the right medicine. And see if there are any mistakes with what they’re taking. Call doctors stuff like that.
JACK: That doesn’t sound so hard. I could do that.
DAN: Gee thanks.
JACK: Because I’m Super Speedy Sonic!
JACK: Hey Mom, I have a question.
ME: Oh okay, what is it?
JACK: I love you so much. You are my very favorite person ever. Even more favorite than grandma.
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