18 Thoughts I Had While Watching Bridgerton

Well I finally sat down and watched all of Bridgerton. The postpartum hormones always dictate that I must binge a period romance, so I knew this show would hit just right.

1. Important things first: Simon’s butt looks totally fake. Who has a butt like that?? Like two perfect cocoa bowling balls side by side.

2. I like how the bun on Lady Danbury’s head keeps drooping to the side because honestly girl, same.

3 Pretty cool to see minorities in roles that I otherwise wouldn’t see them perform.

4 Why the f does Daphne look like an exact replica of the Wendy Darling cartoon?

5 This is a hecka spicy show. This is two chili symbols on a Thai menu spicy.

6 Wow Simon’s sperm donor of a father is the human equivalent of rat poison.

7. Wait, wait, wait you can have sex on a ladder!?!? Is that possible?

8. Oh, the staircase now? These people have a step fetish.

9 I told Dan that for some reason the swelling orchestral pop covers during the sex scenes made me blush/cringe more. He asked me if I’d rather have 70s porno music and like … maybe??? Idk why it’s so embarrassing to me

10 It’s season two and where is Simon? Simon is just gone now. This major character is a passing commentary now.

11. Why don’t I remember season two as well as season one? All I remember is that Edwina didn’t deserve any of this.

12 Kate has insanely beautiful cheekbones. Is there a better way to say this? Bone structure? “Girl. Nice skull. Good job growing that.”

13. This gazebo has seen more action than I have all summer.

14 Look I’ll say it, Colin Bridgerton is the most naïve dude. Unpopular opinion, but maybe Penn is too good for him after all. She’s definitely too smart for him anyway.

15 Maybe this is me projecting my own neurodivergence, but at first I really disliked Eustace… Wait wtf that’s not her name. That’s the old man from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Eunice? … Eloise!!! WOW. ok. Anyways at first I found her character irritating but after finishing the series I decided that actually no, she is the best one. She is the best Bridgerton. Next season can be her season and all the subsequent seasons like I don’t really care.

16 PS after Googling Eloise’s name I found out Julie Andrews does the voice-over for Lady Whistledown wtf. How did I not piece that together myself???

17 Why do I have such a weakness for men with trauma-induced quirks? THAT STUTTER. THAT FEAR OF BEES.

18 Welp. I finished that in two days… When does season three come out?

Wrecked (a short story about my car accident)

“Are you sure you don’t want to do delivery?” My brother-in-law asked me while holding out his phone. “I have Walmart Plus, delivery is free.”

I pursed my lips in contemplation.

“Nah, that’s okay,” I decided. “I want to make sure I have it in time and it’s really not hard to pick it up.”

He shrugged and left me to revel in the post-pandemic convenience of loading a shopping cart from my phone. It was my first time as a mother slogging through the long list of back-to-school supplies. I had never even heard the word “Ticonderoga” before.

The order would be ready soon. I was scheduled to pick it up between four and five PM. I thoroughly distracted myself reading about a true crime on my phone until it was now-or-never. The boys were sitting on Jack’s bed playing a tablet together. In the back of my mind, I had already said ‘yes’ and buckled them in if they asked to come with me. They did not.

“Mommy’s running to the store to get Jack’s school stuff. It’ll be super quick and I’ll be right back.”

“Okay.”

“Bye Mommy.”

Brother-in-law was on the downstairs couch, binging Stranger Things and holding the baby.

“I’m picking up the Walmart order, I’ll be back in ten.”

“Sounds good,” he said through a big yawn.

I jangled keys, slid on flip flops and buckled myself into my silver Dodge Caravan. Mystery crumbs carpeted the floor mats and several Matchbox cars rattled to one side as I turned wide onto Higley. I scanned through the radio looking for that perfect Sunday afternoon classic rock song. My cruising speed was 45-50, the standard speed limit of the extra wide Arizona roads.

I was only a couple of minutes away from my destination when a VW crossover pulled up to the stop sign of a neighborhood side street. The gray VW began to roll forward and then stopped roughly. The hairs on my arms stood and a primal instinct inside of me sensed danger like a deer hearing a twig snap in the woods.

“Don’t pull out,” I said aloud to the car.

And then it did. That silver VW swung out directly in front of me. My hand slammed on the horn, and I stomped the pedal to the floor. My brakes gave a panicked squeal but there was no distance to save me. The side of the VW came into full view of my windshield and then cut to pure white like an instant transition in a movie.

Somehow, I didn’t feel the impact. I completely disassociated from my body in that split second, as if I were watching the accident from behind the eyes of a camera. I was vaguely aware of a jolt and pitch, not to mention the horrifying crunch that is unique to car wrecks. But I was helplessly out of my body.

The airbags deflated with a loud hiss, and I came to. Cracks webbed my windshield. The unique smell from the airbags was something I had never experienced before. It was a cross between fireworks and hot pavement.

A middle-aged man with glasses approached me. My hands were shaking as I undid my seat belt. I reached for my door handle and noticed that the airbags had skinned a chunk of my arm. The car door had to be opened with a bit of force on my part, but I was able to step out and meet the man in the middle of our two smashed cars.

“Are you okay?” he asked.

“I think so, I just have a cut here.” I showed him the large friction burn on my arm. “But I’m okay.”

I didn’t dare look back at my car. My stunned expression gazed in every other direction.

“What do we do?” I asked the man.

“We call the police,” he said.

Right, yeah. I had never been in a situation like this before and felt completely out of my element.

“Okay. You call the police,” I said. “I’ll call my husband.”

He walked away from me putting his phone by his ear. I called Daniel who was working only a few blocks away.

“Hey.”

“Baby, I just got into a very serious car accident.”

“… are you serious? Are you hurt?”

“Mostly just cuts and bruises I think,” I said. “But the car is done. The airbags went off and everything.”

“Where are you?”

“Um, a little way onto Southern. Like… Like a little past Higley. Like a couple of blocks.” I could hear the shakiness in my voice despite my best effort to stay calm.

“Okay, I’ll be right there.”

“Thank you.” I said with such a relief.

I met the man in the middle of the road, and he informed me that the police were on their way. He then walked to the driver’s side of the VW and opened the door.

“Alright. Come out,” he said.

A wiry, young girl slid from behind the deployed airbag of the driver’s seat. She couldn’t have been more than sixteen. Her curly loose ponytail draped over a green volunteer shirt from a local Christian church. She kept her eyes on the road, not daring to look at me as I dared not to look at my car.

I had the strongest human urge to hug her. Not out of forgiveness or reassurance, or even for her at all, but for myself. I was so shaken that I needed an embrace from anybody, even the stranger who had caused my situation. Not hugging that student driver would later become a life regret to me.

“I don’t think either one of our cars are driveable,” the man said.

“Yeah,” I said even though I still refused to turn and see.

“Let’s get out of the road here.”

We shuffled onto the sidewalk.

As I stood there staring at the blinking hazard lights of the back of my car, I debated what to say. Due to my chronic apologizing, my husband had thoroughly trained me to never say the word ‘sorry’ at the scene of a crash as that would technically be admitting fault. I couldn’t think of a single other thing to say so I came out with:

“Wow, crazy how fast your whole day can change, huh?”

“Yup,” he responded with the irritated tone of a father.

The girl continued to stare at her feet. Her hands white-knuckle clasped in front of her.

“Here, let’s go over here,” he said to her, ushering her with a hand on her back.

As they walked away from me, I started to feel my foot. Pain. And a lot of it. I finally looked down and checked out the injuries on my body. Huge welts and bruises covered my shins and knees. More friction burns. My right foot that had floored the brake was beginning to swell.

I sat on the curb to take the pressure off, watching the traffic jam as cars slowly navigated around my van and its front bumper in the middle of the road. The VW looked mostly okay besides a bent back wheel and the airbags. I found that irritating. That their car would make it out better than mine.

The dad came back over to me as I re-examined the injuries on my legs.

“Are you sure you’re okay?” he asked.

“Uh…” I turned my foot. “I think so. My foot might be broken, I’m not sure. I can’t tell with the adrenaline.”

Dan’s black Honda pulled in, just before the cop cars did. The constant grief I give him about prioritizing work, and he had beaten the police to the scene.

The father left me to talk to the officers and I hobbled toward my husband. I threw my arms around his bright turquoise scrubs and broke down into tears.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” I cried. He held me tight. Tight, tight.

“Hey,” he said softly. “You look pretty beat up. Come sit down.”

He jogged over to his car, opened the passenger side door and turned on the AC. I was grateful for the little added touch since the temperature was 113 degrees outside.

I sat in the car and could really feel myself shaking now. Dan jumped into the driver’s side. He had tears in his eyes.

“I’m so sorry about the car,” I choked out.

He shook his head. “I don’t care about that. I really don’t.”

By then an officer arrived at the window. He was a younger, nice-looking guy. He asked about my injuries first if I remember correctly. Which I reiterated that I thought I was okay but couldn’t tell because of the adrenaline. And then he asked for my side of the story.

As I listened to myself tell what happened to the cop, I realized that there was nothing I could have done differently. Nothing about it was my fault. And I had acted on the best-case scenario. If I had tried to dodge her rather than hit her head on, I could’ve swerved into oncoming traffic, a cement wall or even have seriously injured the teenage driver.

The officer and I bounced back and forth with questions and answers.

“How fast were you going?”

“45, 50? Whatever the speed limit on the road is.”

“So just your normal cruising speed. Were you in this near lane here?”

“Yeah, I was, because I was headed to Walmart so I wanted to be able to turn from there.”

“Okay.” He had a resolute sound in his voice, and I could see on his face that it was pretty clear who was at fault for the accident.

“Do you want us to call paramedics for you?”

“Uhhh…” I looked at my foot again. It was starting to turn purple already. “I don’t know,” I said hesitating.

“She just had a baby,” Dan said, his voice trembling. “She just had a baby a few weeks ago and I’m worried about internal bleeding.”

The cop nodded sympathetically. “Let’s just call them as a precaution. And if nothing is wrong then great. But at least we can get them here to take some vitals and check you out.”

“Alright,” I agreed, feeling sort of stressed out about not knowing whether I had an injury to warrant paramedics.

The firetruck arrived fast I remembered. I think Dan and I talked a little before they came. He told me that my brother-in-law had reacted very sweet to the whole thing. After we told him about the accident, he called my husband and told him NOT to chew me out if it were my fault. He wouldn’t have anyway. Well, not in the moment probably.

The firetruck arrived and a group of paramedics showed up at the side of my car. They took my blood pressure, asked me simple questions, and examined my injuries. They wanted to know if I could move my foot, if I walked away from the crash site, if I had any numbness or tingling. I also remember they asked me to pull down my shirt to check if the seatbelt or upper airbag did any damage to my chest. Thankfully there was nothing.

They told me I had “textbook blood pressure”. As in perfectly normal healthy blood pressure. Which was impressive considering that I was shaking like a freaking leaf. They said everything seemed fine, but they didn’t have the equipment to x-ray or check anything internally.

“Do you want us to call an ambulance for you?”

No. That sounds expensive as hell.

“I really think I’m okay. I was mostly worried about my foot.”

I felt like apologizing. Sorry for wasting your time with my mild injuries. Sorry I didn’t break a leg.

Dan leaned over. “I can take her to the hospital if she needs to go.”

The kind paramedic shifted his gaze to me. “Do you feel like you need to go?” he asked.

I groaned internally. I had just endured a sixty plus hour labor with my daughter and really had no interest in sitting in a crinkly hospital bed ever again.

“I think I’m okay,” I said. I really did feel okay.

The paramedic looked back at Daniel. “If things get worse, you can always take her in.”

They talked me through a few things. Icing my injuries and all that. I was warned that my injuries would feel even worse the next day. Oh goodie. And I was also told that my neck and back would probably be stiff and pained. I then had to sign something that stated they had offered an ambulance and I had said no.

Then it was a waiting game for the tow truck to take my lovely van away.

The firefighters asked me if there was anything valuable in the car that I needed. I said no at first but then they started listing off things. “No keys? Purse? Car seats?”

“Oh! Car seats! Yes!”

I watched as one by one, those firemen brought the car seats out of the car. And that turned out to be one of the most beautiful sights of my life. Three empty car seats. Three car seats that had no children in them during the accident. My children and my newborn baby were safe at home.

I suddenly was filled with a joy that is difficult to express. I realized what could have been and what was. My kids were safe. I was not going to the hospital. The young driver was alive and didn’t need the paramedics to look at her. I had been gifted a moment of a close call. Instead of having a smashed-up car and bruised legs, I had a deep appreciation for my life. For my children’s safety. For my husband’s profound care for me. For the strangers around me and their safety.

I had just been in a severe car wreck. But strangely so, after the firefighters removed the car seats, I smiled the entire trip home.

CHAPTER THIRTY

Que and my mom had literally just said goodbye to me from one side of the portal seconds before they watched me careen back out kissing a stolen historical figure. I went to detainment for a few hours, while my mother had to fill paperwork and work out bail. Finally, when the sun had nestled into the western sky, we rode to our house in complete and utter awkward silence.

“So…” Que was the first to break. “What happened?”

I rested my fist on my cheek and stared out the window. “I got too close,” I said.

Going home felt depressing. Everything felt depressing. The hyper sterile smell all around me, the convenience of every little machine that would ruin my mother’s entire day if it didn’t work properly.

I missed Liverpool. My heart ached for Liverpool. Not that I could travel with my pending legal troubles. But it wouldn’t have been the same anyway because my heart didn’t ache for just Liverpool, I also desperately pined for 1958. The cows in the roads and the starry skies. I downloaded a 50s world explorer app onto my VR set, but I couldn’t bring myself to play it. Because really, the heartache wasn’t just Liverpool and it wasn’t just 1958.

I became more of a hermit than I was before. Which is really saying something. You’d think someone who was probably facing a lot of jail time would want to do something other than lay in bed in their little room. But I couldn’t think of a single other thing to do. Everything reminded me of John. Everything. Even laughter. I didn’t know what I wanted to do with my life anymore if I still had one. Be single forever and become a cat lady?

Nope. Couldn’t do that. Cats were John’s favorite animal.

I waited anxiously, like I did every day, until 4pm when the news stream would hit my IND. I had it set that as soon as it became available it would automatically start playing.

Big block letters under the newscast read “Beatles Update”. And it was always the same footage. The video of the four of them confused and scared outside the steps of the time travel building. They never used anything new. I hated that footage. Especially, George. The video reminded me of how young he was and how beat up they must have gotten from the car chase.

This time they showed footage of hundreds of angry picketers.

“This all started, after a leaked IND footage sparked community outrage, whether or not figures from other timelines deserve the same human rights that we do. Now that these four musicians have crossed that portal successfully, that’s put a lot of pressure on the time council to change the way things are done.”

“Hundreds of protestors sit at the council building today, demanding that time relocation be implemented in the place of eliminations,” a woman news reporter added. “The inquisition continues forward with questioning on Friday. The council remains firm that eliminations are ethical, but the people are saying it’s time for a revolution.”

“Well, we all want to change the world, Mary.”

Mary chuckled. “That’s a good one.”

A knock echoed from my bedroom door.

“Honey? Someone’s here to see you.”

The way my mom whispered made my heart pound in my throat. He found me? I threw the blanket off myself and leapt to my closet. With shaking hands, I picked through my clothes. No, no, no. It had to be perfect. I mean, this was the only chance to impress him in modern, fitted clothes. It had to be good. Great.

I couldn’t find anything perfect, and I knew I was taking too long because my mother buzzed me on my IND.

“Emmeline?”

Okay, alright okay. I threw on one of my favorite tops, brushed through my curls with my fingers and then jolted downstairs.

In the front room, Dr. Greggs sat cross-legged on the couch. 

“Oh,” I said, not able to hide my disappointment.

“Emmeline,” he greeted me. “I have some good news.”

“Good,” I said, huffing onto the couch with a sigh. “I need some good news right now.”

“This is huge,” he said with a smile. “I mean, this inquisition is turning into a real deal. Ever since you did what you did, the whole world is tuned in. Everyone has opinions.”

 I pressed my lips flat. That was his good news?

“Well, just because it has people talking doesn’t mean it’s going to change anything overnight,” I said. “And even if it did, I’ll probably still have to spend the rest of my life in prison.”

“Well, that might not be true,” he said, his smile broadening. “I spoke with someone involved in the background of the inquisition. They said that if they do find time travel law to be faulty, they won’t be able to prosecute past travelers. Which means, they will have to exonerate all past travelers for what they’ve done in alternate timelines. Including you. You’ve done nothing illegal in this timeline.”

I stared at him a little dumbfounded. “That is good news,” I said.

“I’m telling you. It’s a big deal,” he said. “As your mentor, I’ll be helping to defend your mission at the trial.”

“What?” I shook my head. “But you’ll lose your job!”

“We’ll see about that.” He flashed me a mischievous grin.

I crossed my arms over my knees. “Greggs, how are they? How is John?”

“To my knowledge, they’re doing well. I’m sure they’re shellshocked right now, trying to understand and adjust to everything.”

I nodded and pursed my trembling lips. I felt like I was going to break down and sob any minute. But I didn’t know exactly why. Greggs must have been able to see my inconsolable inner turmoil because he got to his feet to leave.

“Thank you,” I barely got out.

“He’ll be there on Friday,” Greggs added. “They’ll all be there.”

He gave me a quick nod before he left me, my stomach knotted and my knees shaking

***

Friday came and I hadn’t slept the night before. I got up and dressed. This time, I was not going to think about John as much. I wore the same professional suit that I wore to my presentation with the council. I wanted to look like a traveler and a historian that had carefully calculated the first-ever time relocation, not like a little girl who fell in love with a rock star and kidnapped him into the future. Which, yeah, I was definitely the latter, but I just didn’t want to look it at least.

The car ride there was horrible and long. My mother was even more quiet and pensive than when she accompanied me to the portal. Que made unhelpful jokes from the back seat. I tried to push John out of my mind, but I had to keep pushing him out of my mind every thirty seconds.

When we arrived at the courthouse, hundreds of curious onlookers and news drones were there to greet us. I put on my best poker face. I didn’t want everyone to see how scared I was. But I also didn’t want to come off as cocky and arrogant. I probably looked dumb instead, but that’s what I was anyway.

Everything was a blur. People shouting questions at me. A few scattered cheers. Laughs too. I walked with Dr. Greggs into the giant court-style room where the questioning and trial were to be held. The entrance to the room was guarded by a security android.

As I took my seat, I saw the peppered grey on the back of Thorne’s head. We made eye contact and I turned away in fury. Weird seeing the man who shot a gun at you several times, sitting calmly and civilly in the same room as you.

 Mom gave me a squeeze on the shoulder and sat behind me with Que. A decent size audience of reporters and time travelers had assembled.

Judge McCoy took her seat. Her dark skin stretched tight with anti-aging mods. She didn’t look at me. Or anyone. All business, staring at the screen on her desk.

I kept wringing my hands in my lap. What had I been thinking? Sure, maybe I had saved John, Paul, George, and Ringo. But going rogue like that? I sure didn’t give alternate missions a good name.

“Be seated,” Judge McCoy commanded from her high desk.

I flashed an uneasy frown at Greggs who patted my knee under the table, his hands were clammy with stress sweat though, I could tell.

“This is a complicated case with a lot to go over, so I’ll make this easy on everyone,” Judge McCoy said, tenting her fingers. “I am looking for the answer to one question only… Was Emmeline Mor’s mission a success or not?”

Oh, Galactica. I buried my face in my fingers. Across the way, Dr. Thompson exchanged smirks with his snooty-tooty lawyer.

“The council claims that eliminations are necessary as they are the most effective form of time alteration,” Judge McCoy said. “But if Mor’s mission was successful, that would invalidate that claim and thereby become a violation of the Comprehensive Human Rights Act.”

The prosecutor next to Thompson stood from his seat.

“I couldn’t agree with you more, Judge McCoy,” he said in a smarmy voice. “Emmeline Mor’s mission was indeed a disaster. A timeline that a quick elimination could have easily altered without the thousands of consequences inflicted by this farce. And to accurately demonstrate these consequences, I would like to present a timelines expert, Mr. Forlin. Mr. Forlin has reviewed the footage and the damages done by Ms. Mor and compiled a list for this inquisition.”

Mr. Forlin, a man with a face too small for his head, sauntered to the stand. Everyone sat at attention as he activated his IND and began to read his prepared statement.

“Damage to the Brighton fair, closed the grounds for the rest of the week,” Forlin read. “Minor repairs to the Queensway Tunnel, caused hundreds of people to be late to work.”

I sank into my seat. 

Forlin went on. “One disappearance of a meat truck, caused the driver to quit his job and pursue his dream as a florist.”

Greggs gave me his typical top of the eye stare.

“The police officer that witnessed the disappearance of the truck, quit his job and became…” Forlin swiped his screen. “A delivery driver for the aforementioned meat company.”

Que raised a brow at me from behind.

 “After Lennon made a phone call to the school regarding an internship, Professor Barrell was dismissed due to sexual misconduct on campus. He was not supposed to be caught.”

I tugged anxiously at the ends of my hair.

“Ms. Mor left a plate of cheese behind a potted plant, which caused Mimi Smith to hire a cleaner,” Forlin said. “This cleaner was supposed to hit a stray cat on the other side of town and the cat lived.”

“Well, who cares about that?” My mom’s voice whispered loudly.

“I have 753 other changes directly involving Ms. Mor… Each one of those changes has several dozen impacts as well.”

The judge asked Greggs if he wanted to add anything. He shook his head. The council’s expert lumbered off the stand and sauntered to the audience. 

I hung my head, but Dr. Greggs gave me a reassuring smile.

“Your honor, would it be possible to call in our expert witnesses now?” he asked.

The judge scratched at the corner of her mouth and then nodded to the security android at the back of the room. “Alright. You can send them in now.”

There was an immediate commotion from the hallway. Gasps and cheers. The entire courtroom swiveled in their seats toward the doors. The android opened the entrance and in walked an entourage of more security bots, followed by four young boys. Camera flashes lit the entire scene like a strobe light. I practically swallowed my own tongue.

 It was the most bizarre thing to see the four of them all modernized and decked out with body mods. They looked good. He looked good. He looked perfect. My heart was doing double time trying to pump blood to my brain. We made eye contact as he passed and I felt paralyzed. He gave me a little closed mouth smile and waggled his fingers. I stiffened and slid as low under the desk as I could go.

The prosecutor and Dr. Thompson shared a hushed side conversation before the lawyer approached the four kids squished into the stand.

The prosecutor held the opening of his jacket and pulled his mouth to one side as if he thought this was the biggest waste of time.

“Has the kidnapping changed your life?” he asked.

George leaned into the microphone. “Yes.”

The courtroom burst into stifled giggles. A weighted tension lifted in the room. Except for the prosecutor whose expression soured.

“Yes, of course, it has,” he mumbled to himself. “But how? I mean negatively. Do you miss your family?”

“As opposed to what?” John asked. “Touring the world and never seeing them?”

“Or being six feet under and never seeing them,” Ringo added.

“Yes,” the prosecutor said through gritted teeth. “But your family is mourning you, terribly aren’t they?”

“Not mine, I’m sure Mimi’s finally glad to be rid of me,” John said. A few more laughs sounded from the audience. “It’s happened to me before. I’ve been taken away from me family to a new home. So I’m probably a bit more used to it than the rest of the lads.”

The prosecutor clutched his jacket a little tighter. “Doesn’t that make you unhappy, angry for what Ms. Mor did?”

“No, not at all!” Ringo said.

“She saved my life,” Paul said. “She saved all our lives!”

I could feel my shoulders relaxing. I was so glad they felt that way. Pursing his lips, the prosecutor stepped directly in front of Lennon.

“John, you proposed to Emmeline,” he said. “But then you left her to audition? What happened? Didn’t you swear away your music to her?”

“We never auditioned,” John said. “We were too busy trying not to get shot.”

“Ms. Mor told you about the fame and success you would have had, isn’t that right?”

“That’s right,” he said, imitating the prosecutor’s voice.

“Didn’t that entice you? Motivate you?”

“For what? Not dyin’?”

“I mean that if she hadn’t kidnapped you, would you have continued on and pursued the life she described to you?”

“Yes,” he admitted. “But I would have anyway, with or without her.”

The prosecutor gave Judge McCoy a curt nod. “I rest,” he said and returned to his seat.

Greggs took his place.

“What do you think of the year 2109?” he asked the boys.

“It’s great,” Paul said. “Very nice. Thanks. World cleans up nice.”

“Are you glad you’re here?”

The boys burst into a Liverpudlian chorus of “yeah”, “of course,” “it’s great”.

Greggs gestured to Thompson and the council lawyer. “These people are suggesting it would have been better for them if you had died. But where do you stand on the issue?”

“About 5’11,” John quipped.

More laughter rang through the courtroom, even Judge McCoy couldn’t hold in her chuckle.

“Oh, he’s really cute, isn’t he?” My mom’s voice again from the peanut gallery. I blushed hard. Greggs grinned ear to ear at the audience’s reaction.

“And you’re all alive? Your hearts are beating?” he asked them.

“You can call a doctor to testify for that,” John said.

“You’re four very real people, aren’t you?” Greggs asked.

“As far as I know, no one’s told me otherwise,” John said. “But then no one’s told you otherwise either have they?”

“You could be a hologram or a robot for all we know,” George added. More raucous laughter followed. The prosecutor clenched his jaw.

“I think we’d all like to hear this from your perspective,” Greggs rested his arms on the stand. “Wouldn’t you like to have basic human rights like ‘not be murdered’?”

“Why don’t you ask the other me that got popped off in the late 19th century?” John asked. “Seems to me that’s what the other me was all about when he was alive. Maybe if you had listened to me about peace then, you wouldn’t have to be listening to me now.”

A silence fell over the courtroom.

“Thank you,” Greggs said to Judge McCoy and sat beside me.

As the boys were led off the stand and everyone watched them in complete awe, the prosecutor called from his spot, “We’ll ask Dr. Thorne to testify now.”

Everything inside of me froze in complete dread. This was the end of the line. I was going to prison. Travelers would continue murdering people in the name of “science”. And nothing would change for the better. I mentally prepared myself for Thorne’s testimony and for everything I was about to lose. At least I had saved a few lives along the way. I would never regret that.

Dr. Thorne, the council’s star witness, got to the stand and cleared his throat.

“After the subject went over the cliff into the portal, I stayed for the next five decades, studying the effects of a Beatles-less world from 1958-2008,” he said, his hands dropping to his lap. “Though most of my studies focused on changes in music style and composition, there were many significant cultural changes as well. During that time, I studied those involved in the counterculture movement, otherwise known as “hippies”. I spent time with them… got to know them. And got to know their ideals and philosophies… Turns out… fifty years is a long time for a person to reflect on their past actions and values…”

I furrowed my brow in confusion. Greggs had a similar reaction next to me.

“I’ve been waiting a long time to read this statement,” Thorne opened an old parchment paper from his coat pocket. “During her stay, Emmeline Mor has violated more than seventeen laws and rules, compromised our identities, endangered the portal structure. However…”

Dr. Thompson flared his nostrils.

  “In the absence of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Richard “Ringo” Starkey… the impact on the world was significant. Nearly immeasurable, though I did the best I could.” He looked up from his paper.“Her mission was successful. This timeline was altered without a single assassination.”

There was a collective audible gasp followed by scattered murmurs. My jaw dropped. Never in a million alternate timelines would I have imagined that Thorne would testify on my behalf. Not long ago he had shot me point blank in the chest. 

I turned to Greggs, “Why would he do that?” I asked flabbergasted.

A stunned Greggs shook his head. “He violated laws as well, he must have betrayed the council for his own exoneration.”

Thorne took his seat behind the fuming council’s lawyer. But there was something about his expression, the lifted brow, and crinkles at the side of his eyes. It seemed softer to me.

“Either way it’s over,” Greggs said in relief.

“Objection your honor.” The prosecutor stood, his chair scraping against the floor. “It’s preposterous to declare that the mission was successful when no components of the mission were actually completed! This timeline was meant to be altered because Mr. Lennon fell in love and gave up music. Not because he was kidnapped and dragged into a new century! Did he fall in love with her? No. Therefore it is not a success.”

“There was a proposal!” Greggs scoffed.

“Oh sure, a proposal that Ms. Mor coerced,” he said leaning his weight on the table. “A proposal that he clearly had no intent to follow through on.”

“He proclaimed his love in the sand dunes,” Greggs argued. “Didn’t you watch the footage?”

“I saw it. So what?” the prosecutor said. “Any boy could say anything to a girl that he’s planning to take to his friend’s bedroom after.”

I twisted in my seat to see Lennon, who looked at me with arched brows.

“This was her mission from the beginning. This was the mission that she herself proposed to the council,” the prosecutor said, making giant sweeping motions toward me. “He did not fall in love and therefore this mission can not be considered a success.”

Judge McCoy rubbed her chin, deep in thought. Then after a moment, she spoke.

“Could John Winston Lennon return to the stand please?”

I bolted upright. Thompson and his lawyer shot each other sideways glances. From the back of the room, John slowly stood and made his way by himself to the front of the room. Photography bots clicked away as he sat on the stand.

“Mr. Lennon,” Judge McCoy said. “From your perspective and experience do you believe that the mission was a success by the council’s given definition?”

John shifted his eyes.

“Well, I ended up here and I don’t think that was supposed to happen,” he said.

 I closed my eyes and grimaced.

“Let me clarify my question,” she said. “In the 87 days that Ms. Mor was present in 1958, did you find yourself to have fallen in love with her?”

A tense pause filled the room. I cupped my hands to my nose. The entire audience bowed forward; their ears perked.

John leaned into the microphone.

“Completely and irrevocably, your honor.”

The audience erupted in titters, happy sighs, and relieved words. A bursting smile spread across my face, which John mirrored at me from the stand. Judge McCoy nodded to herself.

“This inquisition finds current time travel practices to dissatisfy the Comprehensive Human Rights Act of 2025 and laws involving time travel are hereby to be reexamined and rewritten. Because of this, this inquisition also finds Emmeline Mor to be innocent of these antiquated laws, and petitions for her acquittal. Thank you.”

The same second we were dismissed, I left everyone behind and ran up to John.

“You’re not mad at me for taking you into the future?” I asked.

“Are you kidding? Look at me I have all the new features! I’m like an upgraded model!” He dipped and bowed, showing off his new mods. “They even put something in that’s made me feel better. I don’t feel so angry anymore.”

“A mood stabilizer,” I nodded. “That’s great, John!”

“There is still so much about this technology that I don’t understand or know how to do.”

“Well, you just aged 200 years,” I said.

John put his hands on his hips. “I’m a wee 169-year-old I’ll have you know. A spring chicken!”

I laughed, bit my lip, and looked away. It was so good to see him, better than I could have imagined.

He bent down to catch my eye. “When this time travel stuff gets sorted,” he said. “I’m gonna petition to go back and get my mum. Bring her back here before her accident.”

Tears welled in my eyes at the thought.

“Will you come with me?” he asked.

I wiped the tear from the corner of my eye. “I’m pretty sure they are never going to let me time travel ever again.”

“So, you’re out of a job?”

“Completely and irrevocably.”

John smiled so big his nose wrinkled.

“Not for you though,” I said tugging at his elbow.

“Signed us fresh out of the portal,” he said.

“Of course they did! That’s like opening a bottomless bank account.”

“We’ve been trying to learn all the songs we’ve already written, but there are hundreds and hundreds of them!” John shrugged. “It’s alright, but Paul and I think we want to write some new things to play as well.”

My eyes widened. “That would be amazing!”

“They’re sending The Beatles on a world tour. Can you imagine that? People want to see these 200-year-old dead guys play music. And you know…” He touched my hand. “I told them I wouldn’t sign or tour nothin’ if I couldn’t pick who gets to be our opening act.”

My voice caught in my throat.

“Since you’re out of a job and all,” he said with a knowing half-smirk.

I sprang on my heels and wrapped my arms around his neck, he caught me and pulled me in close. Camera flashes went off around us like a light show.

“I love you, John Lennon,” I said.

He swept me off my feet, spun me in a tight little circle and carried me over the threshold of the courtroom like an old-fashioned bride.

“Thank you and good night,” he said to the room of laughing journalists and camera bots.

We stepped into the harsh sunlight of the future. Our future.

THE END