Hi everyone! Quick apology, May turned out to be a crazy busy month for me. But I know how much some of you like these posts and I didn’t want to disappoint. Here are some of the cutest things my kids have said in the month of May.
I opened a package of raw ground beef and Jack asked
JACK: Are we having brains for dinner?
CASEY: (excitedly pointing to a ladder) Look!! The letter ‘H’!
Jack has been regularly playing Plants and Zombies. On the roof level, there’s a giant zombie that attacks by throwing a smaller zombie riding on his back. My husband said that when Jack first saw it, he said:
JACK: Look, he throwed his sweetie.
Casey consistently says “laugh” instead of “lap”
CASEY: I wanna sit in Mommy’s laugh.
We went to a small amusement park that had a merry-go-round (one of Jack’s favorite things) with a rainbow colored top. When he saw it, he excitedly announced:
JACK: No way! It’s a rainbow-go-round!!
Both of my kids have started calling fish-sticks “fish-dogs” and I’m not correcting them.
JACK: What’s this spot on your arm?
ME: A freckle.
JACK: A f**kle?
ME: NO! A frrrreckle
JACK: … A f**kle?
Casey and Jack got into a fight and in all sincerity my two-year-old yelled at his brother:
CASEY: You naughty bird!
JACK: Can I get a birthday cake at the store so I can turn five and go to kindergarten?
ME: … it’s not like the Sims.
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