You know that person that never wants or needs anything so they’re impossible to buy for? That’s my brother. I never know what to get him, so instead we came up with a beautiful Christmas tradition…
To try and get each other the worst Christmas presents possible.
Here is what I managed to get my brother this year:
An instructional DVD of how to become a Mary Kay consultant
A VHS of the classic hit “Crawlers”
Pete the Repeat Parrot, which is a repeat gift of something that we treasured(?) from our childhood.
An outdated Algebra textbook for a class he’ll never take
A Blockbuster membership card
Here’s what he got me:
Fist of all this is the box it came in.
A DVD to entertain our cats when we’re away… we do not own a cat
A buttload of expired groceries from my mom’s food storage (that I was told he wrapped the day of)
… Also dehydrated water (which my mom demanded back for some reason? Not pictured.)
The coup de grace, an actually DVD copy of my number one worst movie I’ve ever seen.