You know that person that never wants or needs anything so they’re impossible to buy for? That’s my brother. I never know what to get him, so instead we came up with a beautiful Christmas tradition…

To try and get each other the worst Christmas presents possible.

 

Here is what I managed to get my brother this year:

An instructional DVD of how to become a Mary Kay consultant

A VHS of the classic hit “Crawlers”

Party Cheetos

Pete the Repeat Parrot, which is a repeat gift of something that we treasured(?) from our childhood.

An outdated Algebra textbook for a class he’ll never take

A Blockbuster membership card

 

Here’s what he got me:

Fist of all this is the box it came in.

A DVD to entertain our cats when we’re away… we do not own a cat

A buttload of expired groceries from my mom’s food storage (that I was told he wrapped the day of)

… Also dehydrated water (which my mom demanded back for some reason? Not pictured.)

The coup de grace, an actually DVD copy of my number one worst movie I’ve ever seen.

Beautiful.