Best Worst Christmas Presents 2020

My brother and I have this tradition where we try to give each other the worst Christmas presents possible. And if you haven’t been following along, we’ve basically turned White Elephant into a serious art.

I told my brother that I needed more decorations for my new house… This is the present that arrived on my doorstep:

A giant wall decal of two seniors I don’t know riding a golf cart…

Meanwhile in Utah, my brother opened a personalized calendar, meticulously made with love and care by his dear, dear sister. Merry Cringemas Bro.

Here’s a video I made of our Christmas Morning. Enjoy.

The Worst Christmas Present

You know that person that never wants or needs anything so they’re impossible to buy for? That’s my brother. I never know what to get him, so instead we came up with a beautiful Christmas tradition…

To try and get each other the worst Christmas presents possible.

 

Here is what I managed to get my brother this year:

20171222_171209

An instructional DVD of how to become a Mary Kay consultant

26610065_10154993384981536_1113495108_o

A VHS of the classic hit “Crawlers”

20171222_171251

Party Cheetos

26511066_10154993383841536_1388770072_o

Pete the Repeat Parrot, which is a repeat gift of something that we treasured(?) from our childhood.

26510254_10154993383491536_1659956773_o

An outdated Algebra textbook for a class he’ll never take

26510220_10154993386346536_1805817695_o

A Blockbuster membership card

 

Here’s what he got me:

26543107_10159653275730214_699052752_o

Fist of all this is the box it came in.

26238213_10154993388961536_48644283_o

A DVD to entertain our cats when we’re away… we do not own a cat

26543518_10154993387636536_1999341820_o

A buttload of expired groceries from my mom’s food storage (that I was told he wrapped the day of)

… Also dehydrated water (which my mom demanded back for some reason? Not pictured.)

26510525_10154993388251536_810786253_o

The coup de grace, an actually DVD copy of my number one worst movie I’ve ever seen.

Beautiful.