12 Things I Think While Watching Kid Shows with my Toddler (2019)

Parents, I know you feel me.

 

#1

Me: Which TV show do you want?
Jack: *picks the one with the most annoying voice actors*
Me: … … Okay, movie night. Mom’s choice.

#2
Why do I find the Dad’s voice from Daniel Tiger so sexy? Do I need to see a therapist about this?

#3
Chris from Sesame Street is a gosh darn treasure. Prove me wrong.

ChrisKnowingsElmo

#4
I honestly didn’t know it was called an “excavator”…

#5
Blippi makes thousands and thousands of dollars every time he plays on an indoor playground and I need to reevaluate my career choices

#6
Johnny Johnny how do you feel about tooth decay?

#7
Okay, how is “Cocomelon” a more marketable name than “ABC kids”? 

bath

#8
Mm-hmm shark doo doo doo doo doo doo… Stuck in my head doo doo doo doo doo doo

#9
Hello, I’m the mom from Ryan’s Toy Review and I do COCAINE

#10
How does Cheesy from Super Simple Songs look so much like my friend Josh? lol

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#11
Not much of a surprise when you watch them open this egg 30 times a day

#12
Childless person: Um, your kid watches a lot of YouTube…
Me: *shows them my brother finger*

2 thoughts on “12 Things I Think While Watching Kid Shows with my Toddler (2019)

  1. #6- I hate hate hate this song!
    #7-Anna says cocomelon in exactly the same tone they do.
    #10- I’m more disturbed by the fact that they put Cheesy and Broccoli together.
    I so feel so much of this post, although Anna’s only shows of choice on YouTube are Cocomelon, Pocoyo, and only recently Super simple songs. Her favorite show on Hulu is Curious George and I rather enjoy that. We also watch a lot of Baby Bum and Mother Goose club.

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