So my husband has this weird little quick. (“little”) He likes to make up his own words for EVERYTHING. Like he basically speaks a different language. So below I’ve included a language key so you too can learn Danlish. Enjoy!

(Yes, these are real. No, they’re not just a one time thing, there are genuinely the words he’ll use in our everyday conversations)

Casey – Keke
Jack – Jeff
Andie – Andrew (I hate this one)
Valerie – Valwee
Wife – Whiff
Fishsticks- Finch sticks
Big – Pig (Jack is a Pig boy. He goes to a Pig school)
Christmas – grinchmas
Lunch – Lanch
Breakfast – Beef fast
Car – *heavy Australian accent* the caaaah
Wife Swap – wiffity swahp
Catfish – scabidoo scabidoo scatfish
Valentines – Val n Tiny Day
Friday Night Funkin – Friday Night Pumpkin
Hide and seek- Hide and stink
John Lennon – Jane Lennon
British – (loudly) BRIH-ISH
Best friend – Beast friend
Disneyland – Dizzy land (which now our four year old believes is the real name)
Splash Mountain – The Zipadee Doo Dah Ride
Facebook – Fa-cay Bookay
Cuddle – Cubble
B*tch – Bih
Shampoo – Shampoopoo
Shower – Showder
Wendy’s – Wendizzle
McDonalds – The MacDaddy
Little Ceasars – Lil’ Steeze
Red Robin – Red Robby
Texas Roadhouse – Te-has
Zupas – Zoops Soups
Applebees – A$$hole-bees

Chili’s – Chilitos
Mac n cheese – snack and cheese

And finally…

Chick Fil A — Chicken Phallus palace