My Emo Pregnancy

I think the best way to describe being pregnant is like being a Sim with every one of your health bars in the red. You’re always hungry, you’re always tired and you always have to pee. I remember once sitting on the toilet and wishing I could eat a sandwich and take a nap at the same time.

But last year I had an easy pregnancy… well I mean besides Exorcist-puking so hard that you pee yourself and your husband nicknames you “Puddles” for the next several weeks.

The only other thing about it was that I was SUPER emotional. I cried over everything that could be even kind of sentimental. It got so completely ridiculous in fact that I decided to take a Snapchat every single time I started crying. Below is my photo series from last year’s pregnancy I hope you enjoy the ridiculousness of my tears


Being pregnant with Jack was the most amazing, maturing and in-touch moments of my life. In fact he still makes me cry all the time… “You can put the remote in the dishwasher all by yourself?” *sobs*

 

Want more mom mis-adventures? My friend Chaun has a really great blog and she also wrote a post about the weird things she cried over when she was pregnant. Check out all of her funny stories & content!

http://www.22footprints.com/

 

 

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