Parents, I know you feel me.
#1
Me: Which TV show do you want?
Jack: *picks the one with the most annoying voice actors*
Me: … … Okay, movie night. Mom’s choice.
#2
Why do I find the Dad’s voice from Daniel Tiger so sexy? Do I need to see a therapist about this?
#3
Chris from Sesame Street is a gosh darn treasure. Prove me wrong.

#4
I honestly didn’t know it was called an “excavator”…
#5
Blippi makes thousands and thousands of dollars every time he plays on an indoor playground and I need to reevaluate my career choices
#6
Johnny Johnny how do you feel about tooth decay?
#7
Okay, how is “Cocomelon” a more marketable name than “ABC kids”?

#8
Mm-hmm shark doo doo doo doo doo doo… Stuck in my head doo doo doo doo doo doo
#9
Hello, I’m the mom from Ryan’s Toy Review and I do COCAINE
#10
How does Cheesy from Super Simple Songs look so much like my friend Josh? lol

#11
Not much of a surprise when you watch them open this egg 30 times a day
#12
Childless person: Um, your kid watches a lot of YouTube…
Me: *shows them my brother finger*