I did that thing again. I took a picture every time I cried at something stupid during my pregnancy. Enjoy!
I did that thing again. I took a picture every time I cried at something stupid during my pregnancy. Enjoy!
So, here’s a thing that happened.
It was 1998. A beautiful time of matching windbreakers over mom jeans and boy bands with frosted tips. 5th grade teacher, Mrs. Boyce had just blown everyone away in the school talent show by singing “My Heart Will Go On”. And while all the adults were laughing at There’s Something About Mary, the kids were all about Lindsay Lohan in the remake of Disney’s The Parent Trap.

If you’ve never seen it, first off – shame on you because it’s a real treasure. Secondly, the idea is that two twins separated as babies by a divorce meet at a summer camp. After camp, they pretend to be each other in an effort to rekindle their parent’s love. To this day, my sister Natalie and I are still huge fans of both the old movie and the new movie. In fact, when it first came out we were so enchanted by it that we decided, Hey, let’s switch places…
Here’s the problem. Um… we look nothing like each other. I was a super blondie and Nat had really dark hair. We didn’t even really look like sisters, let alone twins. Also, we were three years apart. My sister was in the fifth grade and I was in second grade…

Nevertheless, we were sure that this was a good plan.
We planned it out for weeks. We each had a notebook with tons of important tips jotted in them, where my desk was in the room, where I kept my markers, nick names I called my best friends so they would be none-the-wiser.
The day came and we went right to each others classrooms. Natalie went to second grade and I went to fifth. My sister, haha, recognized RIGHT AWAY that it wasn’t going to work. She stepped into class and the teacher was all like, “Can I help you?”. She just kinda shuffled back out the door, “Uh, no. I’m good.”

I, on the other hand, was still so sure about this. The teacher had kind of the same reaction.
Teacher: Do you need something?
Me: Nope. I’m Natalie.
Teacher: …. wut?
Me: I’m Natalie.
All the other kids started laughing so hard! And they were big kids. And it was scary. So I started to cry. My sister’s teacher had to walk me back to my second grade classroom. Ah, man.

Anyways, coincidentally! Utah Children’s Theatre in Salt Lake is putting on The Parent Trap. How fabulous is that? Doesn’t that sound like the most fun ever? Come and see it! Tickets and showtimes can be found at uctheatre.org I can’t even tell you how excited I am to check it out! I’m definitely bringing Natalie with me.

You know that person that never wants or needs anything so they’re impossible to buy for? That’s my brother. I never know what to get him, so instead we came up with a beautiful Christmas tradition…
To try and get each other the worst Christmas presents possible.

An instructional DVD of how to become a Mary Kay consultant

A VHS of the classic hit “Crawlers”

Party Cheetos

Pete the Repeat Parrot, which is a repeat gift of something that we treasured(?) from our childhood.

An outdated Algebra textbook for a class he’ll never take

A Blockbuster membership card

Fist of all this is the box it came in.

A DVD to entertain our cats when we’re away… we do not own a cat

A buttload of expired groceries from my mom’s food storage (that I was told he wrapped the day of)
… Also dehydrated water (which my mom demanded back for some reason? Not pictured.)

The coup de grace, an actually DVD copy of my number one worst movie I’ve ever seen.
Beautiful.