JACK: Mom, I was laying on my arm during the movie and now my hand feels funny.
ME: Your hand probably fell asleep.
JACK: Oh. uses his two fingers as little legs and walks across my lap Look it’s sleep walking.
ME: Before we go to the store, do you remember? What are the rules?
CASEY: No whirling.
ME: …
CASEY: I mean no wandering.
ANDIE: balancing on one foot Weeee! I going!
DAN: talking to the kids Boys and girls, it’s time for bed.
CASEY: No, there’s just boys and ‘girl’. Not girls.
JACK: No, there’s one boy, one girl, points to himself and one man.
ME: Tomorrow we’re going to the park with some friends.
CASEY: ALERT! I LOVE TOMORROW!
Andie calls applesauce “Elsa-sauce”
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JACK: When Dad gets home can we do tag with him?
ME: Sorry, baby, Daddy’s in Tennessee (for work).
JACK: Oh, that’s right. Dad’s on his field trip.
CASEY: looking through my Nativity set and picks up the donkey Wow, cool, a horse! puts it down and picks up the camel Oh and a moose!
CASEY: We’re not going to watch that because it’s too scary.
ANDIE: Yeah, scary is SO scary.
JACK: Did you know monkeys always make themselves laugh because they tickle their own armpits?
Casey has decided that one of his stuffies is now his girlfriend. And he writes the most dramatic and intense love letters to her.
CASEY: I love you one thousand percent. My heart is full of tears and love. I’m so uncomfortable without you being here next to me. When you get here I will get on my knees and say, ‘Heaven, thank you for sending her to my house.’ I will never forget about you in my whole life.
ME: getting Andie out of her crib in the morning
ANDIE: Oh, hi, Mommy! I miss you!
ME: Do you like being the oldest?
JACK: Yeah because I’m the funniest
ANDIE: hat falls over her eyes Where I go?
Casey insists on cosplaying as a different character multiple times a day. Some of his favorite costumes are The Wicked Witch of the West, Spiderman, Buzz Lightyear, and Blippi. But one day he decided he wanted to “dress up as me”. And all I gotta say is… WHY’D IT HAVE TO BE SO FREAKING ACCURATE?
The leggings, the Beatles shirt, the messy bun. wtf hahahaha
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