For Writers: How to Answer the Worst Question

If you are a writer, and other living people actually know that you write, then you 100% have come across the monstrosity of a question. The big one. “What is your story about?” And that’s a really scary question, because as much as you would want to explain the world building and the lore and the character construct, you really can’t do that at a casual work party interaction.

I’ve flubbed this question a few dozen times. And that’s made me socially anxious enough to figure out how to answer as quickly and simply as I possibly can. What I realized is that when people ask you that question, they’re really only asking for your premise. If you’re familiar with three act structure language, this is your “first plot point” or “break into two”. If you’re not familiar with that terminology, you’re totally fine! All people want to know is ‘which character goes on what journey’.

So, you can use that formula: “My book is about this character that goes on this journey.” Try to get it is simple as possible and I highly, highly, highly recommend that every story that you might have the smallest sliver of a chance telling someone about… practice rattling that sentence off.

Here are some examples of what that formula might sound like:
“My book is about an orphan who goes to a magic wizardry school.”
“My story is about a paleontologist who gets invited to a theme park with real live dinosaurs in it.”
“My book is about a hobbit who has to destroy an evil ring.”
“My movie is about an ogre who is sent to rescue a princess.”

That’s it! People just want to know the character journey. You do not have to drop in like other plot points or back story or side characters.

Now, if you are professionally pitching your story idea to an agent or an editor or something, I would actually do two sentences. First sentence: plot point one. Second sentence: midpoint. So, start with the character goes on the journey and then add a twist. “My book is about this character that goes on this journey. But this twist changes everything.”

So a two sentence pitch would sound something like this:
“My book is about an orphan who goes to a magic wizardry school. But once there discovers that a dark lord is trying to infiltrate it.”
“My story is about a paleontologist who gets invited to a theme park with real live dinosaurs. But all the dinosaurs escape their enclosures.”
“My movie is about an ogre who is sent to rescue a princess. But falls in love with the princess instead.”

Another way that you can very quickly pitch your story is to use comps (comparable stories). When I first started writing I SO frightened of comps. I would be telling someone my story idea and they’d be like, “Oh, that’s like this other book I read” and I would be MORTIFIED because I wanted to be completely original. But the more I’ve learned about the craft and the marketing behind it, comps are amazing! Fully embrace your comps. Especially in situations where you need to just casually say what your book is about.

The best way to use comps is this formula: “It’s like this thing you already know but it has this twist.” That is the most marketable way you can casually tell somebody about your book. In fact, that’s what people in the industry actually look for! Because it’s the fastest way to give someone a full idea of what your story is about.

Here are some examples of this comp formula:
“It’s like Battle Royale only the contestants compete by playing children’s games.”
“It’s The Three Little Pigs but from the Big Bad Wolf’s perspective.”
“It’s Pride and Prejudice but now they have zombies” (bonus points if your title is literally your comp pitch haha)

Generally, I wouldn’t worry about it. In most social circles, they just want to know the bare minimum premise / character’s journey. Honestly you don’t even to share anything about your writing if you’re not comfortable. People ask because they’re making small talk and are usually satisfied with a genre-only answer. (“I’m writing a sci-fi.”)

I hope this helps! Let me know if there are any other writing topics you want me to ramble about.

For Writers: How to Name Your Story

Guys, naming your book, movie, or story is pretty hard.

So, I came up with a list of ten ideas that you can use based on some patterns that I’ve noticed with other successful stories! Hopefully, this will help you get your ideas rolling and you’ll have a name in no time!

  1. Name your book after the main character.
    • Ex. Shrek, Hamlet, Emma, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Forrest Gump
  2. Name your story after the group of protagonists.
    • The Incredibles, The Avengers, The Heathers, Ghostbusters,
  3. Name your book after an important setting in your story.
    • Ex. Westworld, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Jurassic Park
  4. Name your book with the main story’s goal.
    • Ex. Back to the Future, Saving Private Ryan, The Great Escape, Finding Nemo
  5. Name your book after the main characters wound or false belief.
    • Ex. The Silence of the Lambs, Better Off Dead, Pride and Prejudice
  6. Name your book after the lesson that your main character learns.
    • Ex. It’s a Wonderful Life
  7. Name your creepiest story after a line said by the antagonist.
    • I Know What You Did Last Summer, Baby Reindeer,
  8. Name your story after your favorite line.
    • Ex. We Were Liars, Some Like it Hot, Gone with the Wind,
  9. Name your story after the main character’s job/calling/identity.
    • Ex. The Pianist, Gladiator, The Lion King, The Interpreter, The Godfather
  10. Describe your story in a single word and use that as the title.
    • Ex. Up, Alien, Jaws, Pyscho, Parasite

Did you think of any more examples or ideas? Comment them below!

You are a Squid

You are a squid.

An intelligent being crawling on the bottom of the darkest ocean.

The only light you’ve ever known are the speckles of the bioluminescent plankton.

You cannot comprehend the sunlight. The days. An entire world above you surrounded by constant light.

You are a squid.

You are surviving. Hunting. Sleeping. Camoflouging.

You cannot comprehend that there are other intelligent beings physically separated from you.

Other intelligent beings who have built a civilization and harnessed the light. Beings who effect your ocean for better and worse.

The only difference between you and the squid is that one day you will conquer the pressure of the deep and see the surface.

One day you will know sunlight. You will see the things beyond your comprehension. Beyond your deep sea.

You will rise above the waters and feel warmth for the first time.

But for now, you are a squid.

Take comfort, Little One. You will not drown. The bottom is not forever.