Dressing Up As My Brother to Take Pictures With My SIL Because He Won’t.

It’s a good day to make fun of my brother.

So my brother, he takes the most unbelievably blue-ribbon-first-prize pictures of my sister-in-law (which I’m sure isn’t too hard because she’s just gorgeous anyways) See below a breathtaking photo my brother took of his wife:

But the funny part is that my brother will not get in a single picture with my sister-in-law.

One day, she was over at my house visiting without him (I think he had to work or something) and she told me of this particular conundrum; that she has such a hard time getting him to pose for pictures… so I came up with this very devious idea… I was like, hey, I look enough like him. Why don’t I just post for some pictures for her so that she can have pictures of them together? HAHAHA

So here below is my transformation and our photo shoot. Also note that the entire time we were laughing so hard taking these pictures. We were dying, it was great.

For quick reference here is a picture of my *actual* brother:

And this is me hahaha

Trying to get that “I don’t want to take pictures right now” face just right.

But also had to give her some cute ones.

Fake a road trip real quick

Getting that man stance perfected.

Have a big bowl of cereal so it’s more believable.

Sister-in-law’s if you really want to step up your game… just a suggestion

Making a Fool of Myself at Barnes and Noble

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Anyone who knows my husband and I, knows that we love to prank each other. One time, Dan put cottage cheese in my deodorant, changed my birthday and Facebook and announced that I was engaged to a mutual friend all on the SAME April Fool’s Day.

So, naturally, I am always trying to get back at him in any little way I can think of.

One time we were hanging out at Barnes and Noble, because if you didn’t know, that’s how non-nerds spend their time. OBVIOUSLY.

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I was browsing around the aisles while Dan trailed behind me. It came to me that this was a perfectly perfect time to be a really annoying wife. I could tell that he was trying to get around me, so I spread my arms out to the side and did a weird zig-zaggy walk. Basically MAXIMIZING every inch of space so that it was impossible to pass by.

I kicked my knees up with each step. Exaggerating every single movement, because I’m a comedic genius honestly. Anyways, basically, I looked like a marionette being controlled by a preschooler.

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That’s when the Barnes and Noble employee was like, “Um… Excuse me…”

Dan had stopped one aisle over. Letting me do this STUPID dancing block-aid. For like honestly a full minute.

Dummy. Even when I try to get him back he finds a way to turn the tables on me.