For Writers: How to Answer the Worst Question

If you are a writer, and other living people actually know that you write, then you 100% have come across the monstrosity of a question. The big one. “What is your story about?” And that’s a really scary question, because as much as you would want to explain the world building and the lore and the character construct, you really can’t do that at a casual work party interaction.

I’ve flubbed this question a few dozen times. And that’s made me socially anxious enough to figure out how to answer as quickly and simply as I possibly can. What I realized is that when people ask you that question, they’re really only asking for your premise. If you’re familiar with three act structure language, this is your “first plot point” or “break into two”. If you’re not familiar with that terminology, you’re totally fine! All people want to know is ‘which character goes on what journey’.

So, you can use that formula: “My book is about this character that goes on this journey.” Try to get it is simple as possible and I highly, highly, highly recommend that every story that you might have the smallest sliver of a chance telling someone about… practice rattling that sentence off.

Here are some examples of what that formula might sound like:
“My book is about an orphan who goes to a magic wizardry school.”
“My story is about a paleontologist who gets invited to a theme park with real live dinosaurs in it.”
“My book is about a hobbit who has to destroy an evil ring.”
“My movie is about an ogre who is sent to rescue a princess.”

That’s it! People just want to know the character journey. You do not have to drop in like other plot points or back story or side characters.

Now, if you are professionally pitching your story idea to an agent or an editor or something, I would actually do two sentences. First sentence: plot point one. Second sentence: midpoint. So, start with the character goes on the journey and then add a twist. “My book is about this character that goes on this journey. But this twist changes everything.”

So a two sentence pitch would sound something like this:
“My book is about an orphan who goes to a magic wizardry school. But once there discovers that a dark lord is trying to infiltrate it.”
“My story is about a paleontologist who gets invited to a theme park with real live dinosaurs. But all the dinosaurs escape their enclosures.”
“My movie is about an ogre who is sent to rescue a princess. But falls in love with the princess instead.”

Another way that you can very quickly pitch your story is to use comps (comparable stories). When I first started writing I SO frightened of comps. I would be telling someone my story idea and they’d be like, “Oh, that’s like this other book I read” and I would be MORTIFIED because I wanted to be completely original. But the more I’ve learned about the craft and the marketing behind it, comps are amazing! Fully embrace your comps. Especially in situations where you need to just casually say what your book is about.

The best way to use comps is this formula: “It’s like this thing you already know but it has this twist.” That is the most marketable way you can casually tell somebody about your book. In fact, that’s what people in the industry actually look for! Because it’s the fastest way to give someone a full idea of what your story is about.

Here are some examples of this comp formula:
“It’s like Battle Royale only the contestants compete by playing children’s games.”
“It’s The Three Little Pigs but from the Big Bad Wolf’s perspective.”
“It’s Pride and Prejudice but now they have zombies” (bonus points if your title is literally your comp pitch haha)

Generally, I wouldn’t worry about it. In most social circles, they just want to know the bare minimum premise / character’s journey. Honestly you don’t even to share anything about your writing if you’re not comfortable. People ask because they’re making small talk and are usually satisfied with a genre-only answer. (“I’m writing a sci-fi.”)

I hope this helps! Let me know if there are any other writing topics you want me to ramble about.

I Started Dictating and It’s Been a MAJOR Game Changer

Okay guys the hugest thing happened… I started to dictate and it’s rocked my world.

I had always heard that dictating would double or triple your wordcount, but the reason I had never started before now is because I was just dang shy. There’s something really vulnerable about hearing your writing out loud but even worse if you think someone else can hear it. We all know how first drafts are and I don’t even want the possibility of anyone hearing that. I guess even myself.

I actually tried it once before but it just wasn’t right for me at the time. Dictating also takes a different mindset / part of your brain for some reason. And I know that’s true because if I’ve just had a really long writing session and then suddenly somebody wants to have a conversation with me I sound like Frankenstein’s monster. It’s like I forgot how to even make words out loud anymore. So I just put away the idea of dictating and I never tried it again.

BUT THEN a few months ago Daniel had this random project he needed help with. (And by random project I mean he wanted me to mail like 75 postcards to a Mr Beast sweepstakes. Don’t ask.) Anyway, I didn’t want to give up my writing time, but I figured the task was mindless enough that I could try to dictate my novel. So I sat there saying my story out loud as I was just like putting stamps on these postcards.

It ALSO just so happened that I was like home alone, which is pretty rare, but the timing worked out perfect. Both of my older kids go to school now and my youngest has a regular playmate so she was out and about. I was home alone. And that made it so that I was able to dictate my novel. And you know what I found out? They were not kidding, dictating is so much faster than just sitting down and physically writing, because you can go as fast as your brain can. (If you can creatively access that speaking part of your brain. I swear to you speaking and writing with your fingers are different parts of your brain haha)

Anyway, I was able to do like 2,000 words in half an hour and was totally RATTLED by this. I had been keeping track of my daily wordcounts just as a fun competition between myself and dictating blew my personal best out of the water! And I not only absolutely DOMINATED my personal best but did it ***whilst I was doing another chore***. Okay. The idea of that, as a mother, made me so hungry for more of that. The idea that I could be getting other things done while writing was just… the most heavenly presented gifts I could ever receive. So that’s what I started doing and it’s changed EVERYTHING.

And do you want to know what? I’m cleaning my house RIGHT NOW while I’m writing this blog post, in case you were wondering. Yep. I am able to just get stuff done and write and it is GLORIOUS and I LOVE IT. And side note, but do you want to know what else? I am so distracted by the writing it’s like I don’t even feel the drudgery of the chores anymore. No joke. Like all the sudden, I’ve finished an entire chapter and I’ll look around like, “Wow, my room is really clean.” I literally don’t even remember cleaning because I was off on a different planet in whatever book I was crafting at the time. It’s just such a win if you are an author who needs to do other stuff too!

This is how I do it. I got on Amazon and I bought one of those work out arm bands that hold your phone (as if I was a person who actually goes to the gym. Very funny, but that’s what I did). And then I got a microphone. (I’m not affiliated or anything, but this is the one I bought.) It has a c-type plug so if you have an Android it will plug right into your phone. I downloaded Google keyboard because it hears you a little bit better and I just dictate into Keep Notes which automatically syncs to my computer. So that’s it. I just walk around with this headset on and Daniel says that I look like a peloton instructor, but it works so well. I can do dishes with this set up and pretty much any kind of cleaning. I’ve even written while cooking. If I could just get over my own insecurities, I could even genuinely exercise and write while I walk the neighborhood.

On the opposite side of that, one of the most glorious things about dictating in my personal opinion is that you do not even have to be doing anything productive. One time I wasn’t feeling so great and I just dictated from my bed, you guys. I laid in bed, just held my phone up to my face and casually added an entire 2K word chapter to my book. This past NaNoWriMo, I felt like I was cheating, okay. I was like this is the easiest month of NaNo I’ve ever done in my entire life. Is this even kosher?? Should I do more than 50,000 words? It was such an easygoing NaNo, 50K just felt like nothing, dude. I’ve even dictated from the bath. (Try not to imagine that if you read one of my books but haha)

It’s just great and I really recommend it! It does take a little bit of practice, I’ll say. But, personally, I come from a theater background and it’s actually really fun to do the dialogue out loud. You certainly get a hold of your characters a little more when you’re acting them out. I don’t add any formatting as I go. I’ve literally been making these 100,000 word run-on sentences. But I’m not too worried. Thankfully I’m totally sure that AI is going to soon be able to format this stuff for me. And in the mean time, I go into editing and format and clean up as I go.

It’s just a really great way to get a first draft down. I found dictating freeing in a way, because it gave me this permission to just to tell myself the story. I worry so much about trying to make the material really good right off the bat and that fear slows me down significantly. But when you’re dictating, you actually like have no choice haha. You’re saying it out loud so you have to just keep going even if the writing is dumb.

For me, personally, it’s been amazing. But, it probably would not have been as efficient or amazing a few years ago. So if it doesn’t work for you, I wouldn’t be too downtrodden because it might just not be the right timing. At least that’s what happened to me. I had to get to a place where I was okay enough to write a first draft poorly (lol). I don’t think I’m totally there yet. It still sucks to write poorly, but it does help to get those drafts out, so that they can be fixed. Any writing can be cleaned up and shaped just like a sculptor slapping down the clay first and then shaping it and making it into something spectacular.

If you have any questions about anything, please reach out, comment, send me a message… I am such pro dictation now! And wow, my house is a little bit cleaner since I started writing this blog. I’m just enjoying this so much, you guys!

Cover Reveal!

Here it is! Here is the amazing cover of my novella, debuting in the summer.

And here is the full artwork because you NEED to appreciate it with me!

And this is a blurb about the book…

There’s only one thing worse than pooping yourself on a date with the prettiest girl in your grade… finding out that your dad is making you spend your summer working at “Mike’s Hole”.

Painfully introverted Rob wants nothing more than to hibernate the entire summer alone in his room. His Dad, however, plans to drag him away from his computer at all costs and surprises him with a full time job. Now, Rob is stuck working at his uncle’s gross diner with a psycho manager who treats her employees like reality show contestants. Unable to quit under the micromanaging eye of his family, his summer is doomed forever.

… Until he meets the girl who turns everything upside down.

SEVENTEEN TRIPS AROUND THE SUN releases on Amazon this June the 1st!