For Writers: How to Answer the Worst Question

If you are a writer, and other living people actually know that you write, then you 100% have come across the monstrosity of a question. The big one. “What is your story about?” And that’s a really scary question, because as much as you would want to explain the world building and the lore and the character construct, you really can’t do that at a casual work party interaction.

I’ve flubbed this question a few dozen times. And that’s made me socially anxious enough to figure out how to answer as quickly and simply as I possibly can. What I realized is that when people ask you that question, they’re really only asking for your premise. If you’re familiar with three act structure language, this is your “first plot point” or “break into two”. If you’re not familiar with that terminology, you’re totally fine! All people want to know is ‘which character goes on what journey’.

So, you can use that formula: “My book is about this character that goes on this journey.” Try to get it is simple as possible and I highly, highly, highly recommend that every story that you might have the smallest sliver of a chance telling someone about… practice rattling that sentence off.

Here are some examples of what that formula might sound like:
“My book is about an orphan who goes to a magic wizardry school.”
“My story is about a paleontologist who gets invited to a theme park with real live dinosaurs in it.”
“My book is about a hobbit who has to destroy an evil ring.”
“My movie is about an ogre who is sent to rescue a princess.”

That’s it! People just want to know the character journey. You do not have to drop in like other plot points or back story or side characters.

Now, if you are professionally pitching your story idea to an agent or an editor or something, I would actually do two sentences. First sentence: plot point one. Second sentence: midpoint. So, start with the character goes on the journey and then add a twist. “My book is about this character that goes on this journey. But this twist changes everything.”

So a two sentence pitch would sound something like this:
“My book is about an orphan who goes to a magic wizardry school. But once there discovers that a dark lord is trying to infiltrate it.”
“My story is about a paleontologist who gets invited to a theme park with real live dinosaurs. But all the dinosaurs escape their enclosures.”
“My movie is about an ogre who is sent to rescue a princess. But falls in love with the princess instead.”

Another way that you can very quickly pitch your story is to use comps (comparable stories). When I first started writing I SO frightened of comps. I would be telling someone my story idea and they’d be like, “Oh, that’s like this other book I read” and I would be MORTIFIED because I wanted to be completely original. But the more I’ve learned about the craft and the marketing behind it, comps are amazing! Fully embrace your comps. Especially in situations where you need to just casually say what your book is about.

The best way to use comps is this formula: “It’s like this thing you already know but it has this twist.” That is the most marketable way you can casually tell somebody about your book. In fact, that’s what people in the industry actually look for! Because it’s the fastest way to give someone a full idea of what your story is about.

Here are some examples of this comp formula:
“It’s like Battle Royale only the contestants compete by playing children’s games.”
“It’s The Three Little Pigs but from the Big Bad Wolf’s perspective.”
“It’s Pride and Prejudice but now they have zombies” (bonus points if your title is literally your comp pitch haha)

Generally, I wouldn’t worry about it. In most social circles, they just want to know the bare minimum premise / character’s journey. Honestly you don’t even to share anything about your writing if you’re not comfortable. People ask because they’re making small talk and are usually satisfied with a genre-only answer. (“I’m writing a sci-fi.”)

I hope this helps! Let me know if there are any other writing topics you want me to ramble about.

My Studio Tour

Hi.


Recently I realized that I have never actually shown you guys my writing space. And my writing space is really cool (in my own little personal opinion). So I would love to take you on a little tour by showing you some pictures!


This is my studio.

It’s right off the playroom, so that I can never get a moment’s peace or any actual work done.

Here I have all my witchy pitchies, featuring my favorite photograph of Helen Keller and Norman Rockwell’s depiction of Jo from Little Women. And, of course, my calendar of stickers that I’m always talking about. (Don’t mind the date, I always write my blog posts in advance lol)

Over here I have a big white board, so I can easily jot down different ideas and brainstorm.

These are my lovely, year-round, witchy shelves with all my beautiful little trinkets and things. At least three of the items that I’m showing you in this tour secretly open and have surprises inside, but I’m not going to tell you which ones they are because they are secret.

Fun fact about me is I collect little fabric flowers that mysteriously get lost and find their way to the ground. Whenever I am lucky enough to find one, I put it in a little jar and then label on the bottom where I found it. So every single flower that you see here was found by me in the past five years in a mysterious place.

This is my flip book. I use the calendar design on Canva, but instead of making a calendar I just compile an aesthetic board for each of my book ideas. (Which is a lot, so not even all of them are represented here. This is actually an outdated flip book.) It’s kind of like having a physical Pinterest board on the wall.

My random side wall of pictures. That kissing painting- for some reason everyone in Peru has this painting hanging in their house. I vowed to put it in my own house because I saw it all the time and really liked it. It’s has a very Shakespearean feel to me. Those bells on the wall were actually used in my wedding. Instead of doing like a ‘sparkler send-off’ when the bride and groom leave and get into their cars, we had everyone ring bells. That’s a replica John Lennon jacket. It’s the jacket he wears on the Rubber Soul album. I also have a piano in my studio. I don’t play the piano very well but I really enjoy composing music so that was a HUGE birthday gift one year.

I also have a stage in my studio lol. Being able to teach theater was one of the biggest reasons that we ended up buying the house. My husband saw it on Zillow and was like, “!!! Val this has a little stage! We HAVE to go see it!” You know, to be honest with you, I’m pretty sure this room is supposed to be a media room. Like a “theater” not “theatre” haha. So I kind of stole this room for myself. But it’s got good creative vibes, so it works!

Overall, I just really love my room. It was the one place in the house where I felt like I could just let my quirkiness explode. That I could just go for it and be maximalist, and witchy, and funny and anything creative that I felt like. So that’s it! I really love my studio and I hope you enjoyed the tour!

For Writers: How to Name Your Story

Guys, naming your book, movie, or story is pretty hard.

So, I came up with a list of ten ideas that you can use based on some patterns that I’ve noticed with other successful stories! Hopefully, this will help you get your ideas rolling and you’ll have a name in no time!

  1. Name your book after the main character.
    • Ex. Shrek, Hamlet, Emma, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Forrest Gump
  2. Name your story after the group of protagonists.
    • The Incredibles, The Avengers, The Heathers, Ghostbusters,
  3. Name your book after an important setting in your story.
    • Ex. Westworld, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Jurassic Park
  4. Name your book with the main story’s goal.
    • Ex. Back to the Future, Saving Private Ryan, The Great Escape, Finding Nemo
  5. Name your book after the main characters wound or false belief.
    • Ex. The Silence of the Lambs, Better Off Dead, Pride and Prejudice
  6. Name your book after the lesson that your main character learns.
    • Ex. It’s a Wonderful Life
  7. Name your creepiest story after a line said by the antagonist.
    • I Know What You Did Last Summer, Baby Reindeer,
  8. Name your story after your favorite line.
    • Ex. We Were Liars, Some Like it Hot, Gone with the Wind,
  9. Name your story after the main character’s job/calling/identity.
    • Ex. The Pianist, Gladiator, The Lion King, The Interpreter, The Godfather
  10. Describe your story in a single word and use that as the title.
    • Ex. Up, Alien, Jaws, Pyscho, Parasite

Did you think of any more examples or ideas? Comment them below!