BLIPPI: Hey! You want to go on an adventure? … … … Awesome! Let’s go!
CASEY: How does Blippi have such good hearing? He can hear all the kids through the TV.
ANDIE: Do you hear that smell?
ME: Jack, can you carry your dirty clothes up the stairs?
JACK: No. I’m not an octopus.
CASEY: Have you ever noticed that Skittles and MnMs are so similar? They must be best friends.
Andie calls Cinnamon Toast “silly toast”. And I’m thinking they should remarket the entire brand as Silly Toast.
JACK: Mom, I’m a vampire! I’m going to drink your blood! *pretends to bite me* Ooh, tastes like Mountain Dew.
CASEY: Mom, why are you laying down?
MOM: I have a really bad migraine, Honey.
CASEY: Well, I got a worse news… I have the hiccups.
When we told Andie she couldn’t watch The Nightmare Before Christmas, she flopped onto the floor and wailed out:
ANDIE: I just want my little, cute, spooky show!
I told Jack about a time a coworker watched me doodle over my shoulder and asked me about it. And it was this big creative involved thing and I felt all embarrassed to tell them.
JACK: Mom, you should have told them, “None of your boogers”.
I’m adopting this phrase immediately haha.
Andie has this stuffed dragon that she’s in love with. However, if you ask her, it is NOT a dragon. It’s a flying crocodile (“crock-a-dyger).
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