CASEY: (drawing a picture of a lobster) I’m almost done, I just have to add his crab snappers.
JACK: I thought those were called snipper claws.
Us driving with the car windows open.
JACK: Can you turn off the wind?
ME: Casey, do you want a yogurt?
CASEY: That’s not a yogurt! A yogurt is when we stretch together on our mats!
JACK: Can we see how tall I am? I want to see if I leveled up.
CASEY: How do you fit inside the house if you’re 33 years old and the house is 15? You should be taller than the house!
JACK: Are boys stronger than girls?
ME: No, it depends on the— JACK: WANNA ARM WRESTLE AND FIND OUT?
Casey didn’t know the rest of the words to the “eenie meanie miney mo” rhyme, so he sang his own version instead:
CASEY: Eenie meanie mini mo. Let’s go to a barbeque. Eenie meanie mini YOU.
CASEY: Do you want to play house?
JACK: Okay! I’ll be the house. Casey, you could be a box of stuff and clean me.
CASEY: (after telling me a random story about his day) If you liked this story, subscribe. It’s easy and it’s fun.
Jack had texted his uncle Jeremy a question but didn’t get a response. Hours later Jer texted back.
JEREMY: Sorry about that bud! I passed out.
Jack was really, really quiet for a good twenty minutes after. When Daniel finally probed him what was wrong he said.
JACK: I’m just really sad that Uncle Jeremy passed away.
Casey has evolved from calling his freckles “peckles” to just straight up calling them “pickles”. I’m never ever correcting him.
DAN: Make sure you share with Andie too.
JACK: Can Jesus do whatever he wants?
DAN: Yes but he always thinks of others first.
JACK: How do you know that? Google?
CASEY: Andie’s so soft. She’s like a fluffed! A fluffed animal.
JACK: You are the best parents I ever had!
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